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This Whole Thing Smells

Bozo criminals for today come from Tombstone, Arizona, where our bozo smugglers thought they had found the perfect way to ship marijuana. They loaded up a hearse with a casket filled with more than $33,000 worth of pot. And to cover up the evidence from drug sniffing dogs, they also put several bags of cow manure inside the coffin. Didn’t work, however, as Border Control agents spotted the suspicious vehicle and pulled it over. The manure trick was an epic fail as a drug sniffing dog alerted immediately on the coffin. They’re busted!