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Guess He Couldn’t Find a McDonalds

Bozo criminal for today learned that “when you gotta go, you gotta go” does not necessarily hold true if you’re a bozo. From Pittsfield, Michigan, comes the story of bozo Thomas Harper who was going for a drive when he felt the call of nature. He pulled over and went inside a public building and asked the person at the front desk if he could use their restroom. Two problems here. First, the public building was the local Department of Public Safety. And, second, he was drunk at the time. After he failed a field sobriety test, he was locked up to sober up. Hopefully, he was allowed to use the facilities first.