Next Time Consider Just Visiting

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Barbara Goldstein for sending in today’s report from the International File in St. Theresa Point, Manitoba, Canada. It seems two teenage bozos set fire to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police building, after picking a lock to break in. The building suffered extensive damage and our bozos were quickly placed under arrest. The arrest was so easy that the cops suspected something was up. And they were right. In their confession, the teenagers offered up the Bozo Excuse of the Week. They said they were missing their friend, who was in jail in Winnipeg on arson charges. So, to get a free ticket to visit him, they decided to set fire to the police station. Bad idea. They’re under arrest, in a different jail.