Bozo criminal for today comes from Hooksett, New Hampshire, where bozo Elizabeth Norton was in a quandary, so she did what any bozo would do, she called 911 for help. She told the operator she had a medical emergency, but when the officers arrived our bozo revealed all she really needed was help ordering food from a confusing Chinese restaurant menu. Maybe she should have just ordered pizza instead. She’s been charged with misuse of Emergency 911.
Bozo criminal for today comes from San Diego, California, where cops pulled over a motorcycle rider for not wearing a helmet. While this may not sound unusual, it was what he was wearing that landed him in the Bozo Hall of Fame. Our unidentified easy rider was dressed up as a giant rabbit, right down to the giant head with the big floppy ears. Peter Cottontail told the cops he was headed to a charity event and wanted to have his costume on when he arrived. Perhaps feeling the spirit of the holiday, the cop only gave him a verbal warning and told him to be careful.