Bozo criminal for today comes from Marathon, Florida, where police officers were called to the home of bozo Michael Calder after neighbors complained about the large number of cars coming and going from our bozo’s residence. The neighbors told the cops they suspected our bozo was dealing drugs, but the officers left when there was no answer at Calder’s door. However, our bozo was not one to leave well enough alone. Police received a second phone call about an hour later. This one was from our bozo himself, complaining about his neighbors taking pictures of the cars visiting his home. When asked why the cars were stopping at his residence, our bozo said simply that he had a lot of friends. It would appear they were more than friends, as the cops found several baggies of marijuana and scales for weighing the stuff inside his home. He’s busted!