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Bozo criminal for today comes from Indianapolis, Indiana, where police were called to a report of an assault. When they arrived, they found a man with a bruise on his face and a cut on his hand. He said his girlfriend attacked him with a fan and then cut him with a steak knife. His crime? She said he had been cheating at dominoes. She’s been charged with felony battery, domestic battery and criminal recklessness.

Hey, Did You Know There’s a Man in the Back Seat?

Bozo criminals for today from the International File in Gothenburg, Sweden, forgot Bozo Rule Number 226758: Before stealing a car, be sure someone isn’t in the back seat. It seems two bozos stole a car in Norway and drove across the border into Sweden before one of them noticed the drunken owner of the car asleep in the back seat. They pulled over, unloaded the man and drove away. When he realized what was going on, he called the cops who allowed him to spend the night at the police station. The following morning, as they were taking him to the train station to return home, who should they meet on the road, but our two bozos in the stolen car. They’re busted!