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Bozo criminal for today from Salisbury, North Carolina, forgot Bozo Rule Number 22657: Drug dealers don’t usually offer a consumer help line. Our bozo was upset that the crack cocaine he had purchased from his dealer was of poor quality, so he did what any bozo would do. He called his dealer at 4 a.m. to complain. Or at least he thought he was calling his drug dealer. Instead he dialed the number of a Rowan County Sheriff’s Deputy. The deputy listened politely to our bozo’s complaints and then arranged to meet him in a parking lot to make things good. When our bozo stepped out of the car to go talk to the deputy, a rock of crack cocaine fell out of his pants. He’s busted!