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Surprised He Didn’t Try to Sell the Orange Suit, Too

Bozo criminal for today comes from Aberdeen, Washington, where our unidentified bozo was arrested on outstanding theft and trespassing charges. When he was processed out later in the day he somehow managed to leave the building with the handcuffs he had been wearing. Our story might have ended here except for what our bozo decided to do next. He headed down to the local pawn shop and tried to pawn the cuffs. The pawn shop owner realized they were the real thing and called the cops. He’s back under arrest.