Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 1, 2011

Bozo criminal for today comes from Sugar Land, Texas where bozo shoplifter Angela Hall made a number of mistakes. First, she grabbed the items from a mall store in full view of a number of shoppers and the store manager. Second, she chose an unfortunate escape route that took her past a professional photographer who was taking pictures at the mall. Hearing the shouts of "Shoplifter!" he took off after her snapping photos. And third, she tossed some of the stolen items into the bushes outside, ran 20 yards and then decided to come back and pick them up. It was then that the photographer got a clear shot of her face. Using the photos as evidence, the police were able to make a quick arrest.