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June 2, 2011

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Barbara Goldstein for sending in today’s report from Delmar, Delaware. What’s that old saying…Wise is the bozo who knows enough to keep his mouth shut? Our bozo today should have paid heed to that advice. It seems bozo Richard Voyles was staying at the Traveler’s Motel in Delmar and was talking loudly on his phone about being wanted by authorities. Loudly enough that the neighbors in the next room could hear everything he was saying. They called the cops who stopped by and found he was telling the truth. He’s under arrest.

June 1, 2011

We all know that curiosity killed the cat; sometimes it also catches the bozo! From Sandusky, Ohio, comes the story of bozo Marquis Brown who drove up on police investigating a traffic accident. Our curious bozo stopped his car and got out to investigate. He began talking to the cops, giving them some advice on their work and telling them he knew the individuals involved in the accident. This could have perhaps been OK, except for the fact that our bozo reeked of alcohol. And then, to add to his problems, he tripped and fell into a sergeant at the scene. Plus it also seems that he had peed his pants. He’s under arrest.