Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 1, 2010

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Mark Garstin for sending in today’s report. It comes from the International File in British Columbia, Canada, where it seems the new anti-speeding laws are causing some problems for lead footed motorists. An unidentified female bozo was pulled over by the cops and ticketed for doing 60 MPH in a 30 MPH zone. She was given a $150 speeding ticket and sent on her way. Obviously hoping to make up for lost time, she was caught by the cops a short time later again doing 60 in a 30. It was at this time that she came up with the Bozo Excuse of the Month. She told the officer that the flashing red and blue lights in her rear view mirror were blinding her and she was simply trying to get away from them. Busted!