Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 2, 2009

Bozo criminal for today comes from Middletown, New York, where bozo Antonio Correa answered the door at his residence. Standing outside was a police officer who was responding to a report of a domestic disturbance at that address. We don’t know whether there was a domestic problem at the house because our bozo caused a much bigger problem for himself when he answered the door…with a marijuana cigarette tucked behind his ear. Inside the officer also found other paraphernalia. He’s busted.

October 1, 2009

Bozo Criminal for today comes from Framingham, Massachusetts, where bozo Edwin Morse was getting a little behind on his bills. So, he did what any bozo would do…he broke into his estranged wife’s home so he could use her computer to pay his debts. Bad idea. Not only is he now responsible for the more than $250 worth of damage that was done to the home’s door and window, but he’s also been charged with breaking and entering and malicious mischief.