Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 2, 2009

Bozo criminal for today comes from Mission, Kansas, where bozo Jesse Shaw made a number of mistakes. First, he decided to slash the tires on several police cars parked in the department lot. Second, for reasons known only to the Bozo Mind, he called the police station to brag about it. And that was when one of the officers thought he recognized that voice…it sounded just like a guy he had stopped for a traffic violation near the police station earlier that morning. Cops were able to match the voice on the patrol car’s dash cam video recorder with our bozo’s voice on the phone. He’s under arrest.

June 1, 2009

Bozo criminal for today comes from Columbia, South Carolina, where bozo Joseph Norris robbed a bank, getting away with almost $4000. He must have been really proud of the deed, too, since he couldn’t resist bragging about it on his MySpace page. His posting that he was "on the run for robbin’ a bank" got the cops attention. His next post will be from jail.