Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 3, 2009

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Canberra, Australia, where we have another example of a bozo foiled by modern technology. Police were called to a residence after the homeowners heard noises in their garage. Upon arrival, the cops were surprised to find our very nervous bozo inside the homeowner’s vehicle, frantically trying to get the door open. Apparently, he had locked himself inside the car and, for whatever reason, couldn’t find the button to unlock the door to let himself out. The cops unlocked the door and locked our bozo up.

March 2, 2009

Bozo criminals for today come from Palm Bay, Florida, where two teenage bozos broke into a residence and helped themselves to a number of items. While looking around, one of the investigating officers noticed a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup wrapper on the ground in the home’s back yard. Upon further investigation, he discovered another, and another, and another, with the wrapper trail leading to the front porch of a nearby house. Apparently, the teenagers had raided the candy dish on their way out. They’re busted.