Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 3, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from Stuart, Florida, where bozo Robert Moore broke into a residence and stole a number of things, including several items of ladies clothing. When the officers arrived, they noticed something strange. A pair of men’s pants and underwear were laying on the balcony an a bicycle was abandoned in the backyard. So, it would seem that our bozo had changed clothes and fled on foot. Ordinarily this might not have been much to go on, but our bozo’s choice of wardrobe made him stand out just a bit. Deputies couldn’t miss a shirtless man walking down a nearby street wearing tight blue ladies shorts. Busted!

July 2, 2008

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk David Alford for sending in today’s report. From Melville, New York comes the story of bozo Cyrus Ferry who was arrested by the cops when they noticed him making an illegal left turn. His problems increased when they discovered he was driving with a suspended license. Facing these misdemeanor charges, our bozo then made a big mistake. He tried to pay his bail with a counterfeit $50 bill. Bad idea. He’s now been charged with possessing a forged instrument, a felony.

July 1, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from Summerfield, Florida, where bozo John Olsen had a scheme to steal gas. He would slip under a parked car, drill a hole in the gas tank and then catch the valuable fuel as it drained out. Our bozo was apparently fairly successful, as there were several reports around the area of drilled tanks. And then he slipped up. He left his cordless drill behind at the scene of one of his crimes. And to make sure that no one stole his drill, our bozo had etched his name on it. Busted!