Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 2, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from Annapolis, Maryland, where bozo Joshua Gilbert was pulled over by the cops for running a red light. His situation worsened when the cops discovered he didn’t have a valid drivers license, leading the officers to place him under arrest. At that moment, our bozo’s cell phone rang, and the officer couldn’t help but notice the name on the caller ID, "Zach the Weed Man". He took down Zach’s number and called him back. The Weed Man was more than happy to set up a place to sell the officer some pot. He’s joined his friend in jail.