Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 3, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from Buffalo, New York, where three bozos robbed a cabdriver at gunpoint, getting away with a small amount of cash. The police were able to catch two of the bozos while one got away. At a hearing a few days later, the prosecutor asked the cabdriver to please point out the men who had robbed him. The cabbie pointed to the two bozos at the defense table, then pointed out a bozo at the back of the courtroom and identified him as the third robber, the one who had held the gun on him. Yep, the bozo who had not been caught showed up in the courtroom to see what was going to happen to his friends. He’s joined them in jail.