Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 1, 2008

Bozo criminal for today from Dodge County, Wisconsin, made it easy on the cops. Bozo Pam Davis was driving her husband home from a local bar when he pointed out to her that she also might be a little too drunk to drive. And that’s when she decided to call 911 to tell them of her situation. She also told the dispatcher her name, type of vehicle, location and estimated time of arrival home. She made it home safely only to be arrested by police officers who were waiting for her. And there may be one other bozo at work here…the dispatcher who didn’t tell her to immediately pull over.