Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 3, 2007

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Joey Schwartzman for sending in today’s report. From Hoboken, New Jersey comes the story of bozo Danny Clark who stole a credit card that had been left laying in a pile of clothes while the victim played a pickup game of street basketball. The card’s owner did a quick check to see where his card had been used recently and noticed several charges at a video game store nearby. When he went to check, the clerk confirmed our bozo had purchased an Xbox using the card. And to go with the game, he had also treated himself to a subscription to a video game magazine, which he paid for using the stolen card. And of course the magazine subscription contained his name and address. Busted!

July 2, 2007

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Kolkata, India where bozo Raju Gaji was jailed on charges of burglary and theft when he made his escape from prison. Police set off alarms and began to search for him, but for 24 hours where unable to track him down. Then, one of the guards heard the sound of loud snoring coming from the prison roof. Yep, it was our bozo, who had only made it as far as the top of the prison building before falling asleep. He’s back behind bars.