Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 1, 2007

Bozo Criminal for today comes from Houston, Texas where bozo Andrew Conrad escaped from state prison on Monday. On Wednesday, he began to get a little bored so he went out for a little jog around the bayou near the jail. Bad idea. The police chief of the nearby University of Houston spotted our bozo and thought he looked a lot like the guy who had just escaped. So, he asked him if he was Andrew Conrad. When our bozo replied that he was, the chief told him who he was and placed him under arrest.