Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 2, 2007

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Amsterdam, Holland. A French tourist was accosted by an unidentified bozo who tried to snatch his bag. After regaining possession of his bag, the tourist ran into a nearby building. Much to his surprise, our bozo came in after him. Poor decision on his part. The tourist had run into a police station, a fact our bozo realized a little too late. He’s under arrest.