Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 2, 2007

Thanks to several Bozo News Hawks for alerting us to this one from Hobart, Indiana where bozo Kevin Raymond needed some cash. So he went to his bank and presented them with a check for $50,000, signed by "King Savior, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Servant." After the teller determined that God didn’t have an account in the bank, the cops were called and our bozo was charged with check fraud.

March 1, 2007

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Joey Schwartzman for sending in today’s report. From Clearwater, Florida comes the story of bozo Anthony Rowley who held up a bank, leaving behind fingerprints and a good image of himself on the video camera. A description was sent out to all the police departments in the area to be on the lookout. In what can only be considered to be a tactical error, our bozo failed to change clothes before making his scheduled meeting with his parole officer who recognized him. Oops. He’s under arrest.