Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Kevin Taft for sending in today’s report. From Belleville, Illinois comes the story of a couple of bozos who violated Bozo Rule Number 56723: Proper rest is important if you’re going to be a successful bozo. Our two unidentified bozos had just recently gotten out on parole when they stole a car. They hadn’t gotten very far before the car was involved in an accident. Police arriving on the scene found a 2001 Jeep Liberty with damage to the left front fender. Inside, the cops found our bozos, sound asleep with the seats laid back. Busted. They’ve been charged with theft and several traffic violations.
Bozo criminal for today comes from Lac Du Flambeau, Wisconsin where bozo Freddie Sommers walked into a fireworks shop and announced it was a stickup. And to reinforce his point, he fired his shotgun into the air. Inside the shop. Bad idea. The blast set off a chain reaction explosion of fireworks which completely destroyed the store. He got away before the place burned down but not before employees got a description of his getaway vehicle. He’s under arrest.