Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 3, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from Nitro, West Virginia where bozo Dennis Foley was pulled over by the cops on a routine traffic stop. While talking to the officer, our bozo pulled out a small bag of marijuana and handed it to the cop, telling him he didn’t need it. The officer took pity on our bozo, only issuing him a possession citation and letting him go. But our bozo still wasn’t done. He showed up at police headquarters a couple of hours later with two more bags of marijuana to hand over. This time the cops weren’t so lenient. He was arrested on public intoxication and drug possession charges.