Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 3, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Bucharest, Romania, where an unidentified bozo broke into a restaurant and stole $450 in cash. As he was preparing to leave, he was tempted by something he just couldn’t resist. A display of delicious pies. After stuffing himself, our 300 pound bozo tried to exit through the same window he had entered through. But that was before the pies, and he found himself stuck tight. And he was still stuck when the owner arrived the next morning to open up. He called the cops who extracted our bozo and arrested him.

January 2, 2006

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Scott Pinkstaff for sending in today’s report. From Ashburn, Virginia comes the story of bozo Richard Dumm (really) who lived up to his name. According to the sheriff’s department, our bozo was out driving on Christmas night when his pickup rear-ended a car stranded in the right lane with a flat tire. When police and firefighters arrived, our bozo simply walked away from the scene, leaving his damaged car behind. Only one problem, before fleeing the scene, our bozo had given the officer his driver’s license. He’s been charged with hit and run.