Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Sao Paulo, Brazil where bozo Luis San Pedro was wanted for escaping from prison after he failed to return from an authorized day out. Being fresh out of prison, our bozo needed a job and he found one, driving a mini bus which takes friends and relatives to visit prisoners at another facility in town. He was arrested on his first day on his new job when one of the guards recognized him.
(Best of Bozo) Bozo criminals for today come from the International File in Moscow, Russia. It seems our bozos were planning a big party. They’d invited all their friends, hired a disco DJ and brought in lots of food and drink (maybe too much drink). Now all they needed were some disco lights to set the mood. But in the former Soviet Union disco lights are hard to come by. So our enterprising bozos headed down to the nearest traffic light and stole it. They were headed back to their party when they were stopped by the cops. Have you ever tried to explain why you have a traffic in the back seat? They were arrested.