Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 1, 2001

bozo criminal for today comes from New York City where bozo Irene Hess was on the run from the law on charges that she had destroyed property at her employer’s home while she was serving as a nanny. When an article appeared in the New York Post detailing what she had allegedly done our bozo was very upset. So upset that she grabbed a copy of the Post, stopped an New York police officer on the street, showed him the article and asked if he thought she could sue for slander. The officer wasn’t sure what course of legal action she should take but he was sure what action he should take. He arrested her.