Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 2, 2001

Bozo criminal for today comes from San Antonio, Texas where bozo Frank Green was convicted of robbery. The judge on his case sentenced him to seven years. Our bozo became very upset and begged the judge not to give him seven years because seven was his unlucky number. Fortunately for our bozo, he had found a sympathetic judge. He changed his sentence to eight years.

March 1, 2001

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Dan Klager for sending in today’s report. From Germantown, Wisconsin comes the story of bozo Michael Cooper who was pulled over by the cops for doing 85 in a 65 mile per hour zone. That in itself is not necessarily a bozo offense. It’s the reason he gave the police for driving so fast that placed him firmly in Bozoland. He said he was in a hurry to get to Milwaukee to pay a traffic ticket. He now has two tickets that he needs to pay.