Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 03, 2000

One final report on Bozo activity at the Sydney Olympic Games. Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Ellen Budden from Woomera SA Australia for today’s report. Bozo Harry Carnes stole an olympic pass and made his way to the stadium to relax and watch a few events. But luck was not on our bozo’s side this evening as he took a seat in the stadium right next to the person whose credentials he had stolen. When the athlete noticed his name on our bozo’s id tag, he started to question him. Knowing he was caught, our bozo leapt up and tried to flee but was quickly caught by the athlete and three of his friends. Being members of the Australian judo team, they had no problem holding him down until the cops arrived. And if the police need any furter evidence, the whole thing was caught on videotape as it happened directly behind another athlete who was being interviewed.

October 02, 2000

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk "JannyQ" for sending in today’s report. From Meadeville, Pennsylvania comes the story of bozo David Bergman who broke into a tavern and made himself at home. Not knowing that his every move was being recorded by security cameras, our bozo fixed himself a bite to eat and then poured himself something to drink. Several somethings to drink in fact. He then stretched out to take a little nap. He didn’t seem to be in any hurry to leave, as he was still in the tavern, talking on the phone, when the manager came in the next day to open up. Hope he was calling his attorney. He’s been arrested.