Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 01, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from Glendale, California where Christopher Adams held up a restaurant, getting away with a small amount of cash. Our bozo then hopped into his Honda Civic and sped away. Well, maybe sped is not the right word, sputtered might be more like it. Our bozo drove less than half a mile before his car broke down. Police responding to the robbery call spotted the broken down Honda and quickly caught up with our bozo who had walked to a nearby house and asked the homeowner to call him a cab.