Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

7 1, 1999

The Bozo criminals for today come from San Diego, California where bozos Julian Carson and Juan Ortega were chased out of a convenience store by a clerk who caught them shoplifting. After pursuing them a short distance down the street, the clerk gave up and went back into the store and called police. A few minutes later, the clerk couldn’t believe his eyes when the bozos walked back into the store to ask for an empty bag to carry their shoplifted loot home in. Their return trip to the store coincided with the arrival of the police who placed the two bozos under arrest.