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6 2, 1999

Bozo criminals for today come from Calgary, Canada where a couple of bozos held up a bank and sped off the with the police in hot pursuit. The bozos rounded a corner and skidded to a halt, slamming into a police van. Suddenly everywhere the bozos looked there seemed to be cops. They were absolutely surrounded by police so the bozos crawled out of their car and surrendered. Not to a bunch of police but to a bunch of Hollywood actors. They had accidently run up on the filming of Chevy Chase’s new movie, "Snow Day." The police van they had crashed into was a fake and the cops that were all over the street were all actors. The real cops, however, arrived in a moment and arrested our bozos.

6 1, 1999

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Miller Duncan for passing along today’s story via the internet. Bozo criminals for today come from Deerfield Beach, Florida where bozo Debra Davis felt her boyfriend had been working way too many hours driving a trolley car at Century Village. So, in an attempt to get him off early for the weekend, she did what any bozo girlfriend would do-she called in a bomb threat to his workplace. Didn’t work. Police traced the call back to her apartment. Cops also arrested her boyfriend when he returned home to his apartment where marijuana was found by the arresting officer