Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

4 1, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Los Angeles, California where bozo Ricky Jones had the bright idea of climbing up into the crawl space above the dressing rooms in a large department store, hoping to catch a glimpse of some of the women customers as they were trying on clothes. Phase one of his plan worked. He managed to wiggle his way into the crawl space above the ladies dressing room. Phase two did not work quite as he had planned, as his perch gave way, sending him crashing to the floor where he was quickly apprehended by store security personnel.