Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 14, 2001

Thanks to several bozo News Hawks for sending in this one from the International File in Fukuoka, Japan. It’s the story of a gang of bozos who raided a Japanese bank, getting away with 47 million yen. You would think with this much money crammed into a suitcase our bozos would hang on to it, but of course they didn’t. They jumped on a train and one of them stashed the bag in an overhead compartment several rows away from where they were sitting. This attracted the attention of a suspicious conductor who asked them about the bag. When they started acting nervous, the conductor confiscated the bag and went off to call the cops. When he returned, our bozos had jumped off the train, leaving their money behind.

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