Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 16, 2001

bozo criminal for today comes from the Domestic Affairs Division. From the International File in Cardiff, Wales comes the story of bozo Anthony Macnee. bozo Anthony became enraged when he discovered a text message on his wife’s cell phone that said, "I love you." He was so angry that he forgot that he himself sent the message when he was on a trip out of town. A heated argument ensued that culminated with the wife conking him on the head with the cell phone and the cops being called to settle things down.

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