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November 19, 2001

bozo criminal for today reveals that word of tighter security around airports hasn’t filtered down to the bozo ranks just yet. From the Tampa, Florida airport comes the story of bozo illegal Peruvian immigrant Maria Ramos who approached the Continental Airlines counter, dragging eight bulging duffel bags behind her. When she asked to buy a ticket to Newark the agent asked her the standard "Did you pack your own bags" question. To which our bozo answered, "Why do you need to know that?" Security was called and it was discovered that the bags were full of more than $25,000 worth of shoplifted clothing. She’s been arrested.

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