Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 21, 2001

bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Walsall, England. Four bozos robbed a Chinese food delivery driver, striking him over the head with a package of prawn crackers and getting away with a large order of Chinese take out. Police were called and upon arrival they found the trail was still warm. Hot in fact. It seems one of the bags of food had sprung a leak, leaving a trail of curry sauce that led directly to our bozo’s flat nearby. They were arrested before they had a chance to enjoy their fortune cookies.

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