Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 23, 2001

Thanks to bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Leuven, Belgium comes the story of an unidentified bozo who stole a sewing machine from a repair shop. A couple of days later our bozo returned to the shop, sewing machine in his arms, to ask for a manual and a needle for it. The staff recognized the machine and kept the bozo talking until the police arrived.

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