Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 27, 2001

bozo criminals for today come from Belton, Missouri where bozos Colin Weems and Raymond Brown had a thriving business selling marijuana. It was doing so well the bozos formed a little company, "Dunn Deal Enterprises," and had business cards made up with their name, phone number and a picture of a fist gripping a wad of cash alongside a drawing of a marijuana leaf. The business went bankrupt when they handed one of their business cards to an undercover police officer. Maybe they should have called their little business "Dumb Deal Enterprises."

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