Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 28, 2001

Thanks to many bozo News Hawks for alerting us to this one. From Queens, New York comes the story of bozo Jack Slater who held up a branch of the Chase Manhattan Bank, getting away with over $7000. Our bozo must have thought the baseball cap he had on during the heist was a sufficient disguise because he returned to the same bank later that same week and attempted to open a savings and a checking account with some of the cash. A teller recognized him and called the cops who stopped by and arrested our bozo.

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