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November 29, 2001

Thanks to bozo News Hawk Dr. Charles Florio for sending in today’s report. From Columbus, Ohio comes the story of a couple of bozos who stole the costume of "Brutus the Buckeye", the mascot for Ohio State University, along with the car the costume was stored in. Police officers spotted the car a little later parked behind a building near the campus and decided to stake it out. Within a very few minutes they had their bozos. They were rather easy to spot, a couple of guys walking up to the stolen car, one of them wearing a scarlet and gray shirt with "Brutus" in big block letters across the front. That’s the mascot’s shirt, guess the bozo just couldn’t wait to try it on and show it off. They’re the official mascots of the jail now.

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