Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 1, 2001

Thanks to bozo News Hawk Dan Cordell for sending in today’s report. From Minneapolis, Minnesota comes the story of bozo Wayne Geary who was selling drugs on a street corner in the southeast part of town when a big car pulled up and the woman in the back seat rolled down her window. Our bozo immediately rushed up and asked her if she was looking for a deal. Guess he didn’t recognize her. It was the mayor who was driving around the area to take part in a neighborhood clean-up effort to rid the area of drug dealers. He’s been arrested.

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