Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 2, 2001

bozo criminal for today comes from Van Buren, Arkansas where bozo Mark Thompson stole a car stereo and and amplifier from a car parked in front of a tire store. And after getting his loot, he just couldn’t leave well enough alone. He had to go on a rampage in the parking lot, breaking bottles, tearing up stuff, and as his crowning achievement, mooning the empty store, leaving a rather large print on the front window. He then left, thinking he had gotten away scot free. Only one problem, when he dropped his pants to moon the store, his wallet fell from his pocket. He didn’t notice but the cops did. He’s been arrested.

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