Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 3, 2001

bozo criminals for today come from the appropriately named city of Dummerston, Vermont. Father and son bozo team Herbert and Brian Powell went for a little drive over to Connecticut where they became hopelessly lost. Driving aimlessly down the road, they spotted a police car parked on the shoulder. Our bozos thought they would stop and ask for directions, which would have been fine except for the fact that they weren’t alone in the car. They were traveling with their good friends Bud and Weiser. And it didn’t help their cause any when bozo Brian told the officer his date of birth was "September 31." Pops has been arrested for drunk driving and son for drug possession and resisting arrest.

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