bozo criminals for today come from Stanley, Wisconsin where they violated bozo Rule Number 7007: While it’s not usually a good idea to return to the scene of the crime, it’s an even bigger mistake to never leave. Bozos Jason Street and Chad Gilmer broke into a business and stole about 40 bucks in cash, a flashlight and some soft drinks and then left. They just didn’t go far enough. They walked across the street to their car, got inside, counted their money, drank their sodas and promptly fell asleep. Police answering the burglary call rousted them from their little nap and took them to jail.