Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 26, 2001

bozo criminal for today comes from O’Fallon, Missouri where bozo David Barnes took a cab to the local Walgreen’s, asked the cabbie to wait on him and went inside. Our bozo then went to the Halloween section where he put on a scary mask before walking up to the cashier and demanding money, gesturing as though he had a gun in his pocket. The clerk was so nervous that she couldn’t open the register and finally our frustrated bozo left empty handed. He got back into the waiting cab which took him home. The cops contacted the cab company, got our bozo’s address and made the arrest.

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