Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 29, 2001

bozo criminal for today comes from Sparks, Nevada where bozo Donald Eiland robbed two women pedestrians and then made his getaway by stealing a beer truck. Not believing his luck, our bozo stopped a few blocks away to see if the truck was full. It was. One thing led to another and before you know it he was hopelessly sloshed. So sloshed that when the police brought his two victims by to identify him, before they could say anything our bozo spoke up and said, yes, they were the people he robbed. He’s been arrested.

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