Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 30, 2001

bozo criminal for today comes from LaCrosse, Wisconsin where bozo Robert McGuffey thought he’d play a little joke on some of his friends by running around naked in their front yard. His plan went terribly wrong when he started drinking before pulling his little stunt. After a couple of beers he got a little confused about exactly which house belonged to his friends. Finally, after a couple more beers, he selected what he thought was the right house. Leaving his clothes in the alley, he ran around the house a couple of times and then stood naked in the front yard, waiting for his friends’ response. Unfortunately the only response he got was from the police who came by to arrest him. He’d picked the wrong house. His friends lived a couple of streets over.

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