Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 4, 2001

(Best of bozo) bozo criminal for today comes from the International File. From Stettler, Canada comes the story of bozo David Yates who was stopped by the police after the car he was driving was seen weaving down the highway. Believing the suspect to be intoxicated, police placed our bozo in the back of the patrol car. While sitting in the back of the car, our bozo ripped off his underwear and began to try to eat it, believing that the cotton fabric would absorb the alcohol before he had to take the breathalyzer test. Don’t know how he did on the breathalyzer test, but he just scored a perfect 100 on the bozo exam.

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