Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 6, 2001

(Best of bozo) bozo criminal for today comes from Florence, North Carolina where Bozos James Cox and Johnny Andrews had plans to rob the pizza delivery guy. So, the first thing they did was call up and order a pizza. A few minutes later, the pizza shop called and said their delivery man was having trouble finding the address. The Bozos said no problem and arranged to meet the pizza guy elsewhere. The delivery man met the Bozos at the designated location and was confronted by our Bozos who pointed a gun in his face. The delivery person threw the pizzas at them, got back in his car and sped off. Only one problem for our bozo hold up men. Remember their home address that the delivery guy couldn’t find? The cops had no trouble at all fiding it and the Bozos were arrested before they could finish their pizza.

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